Just finished watching the 3rd installment of the Twilight movie entitled “ECLIPSE”. Thanks Pastor Larry for the treat.
I do have some other title suggestions:
1. How to Kiss A Vampire
2. HOT JACOB and why he thinks HE is HOT.
3. HELL GIRL ( since she falls in love with hellish creatures)
Now my review:
Definitely better than part 2. I love the action scenes and the team up of the wolves and the vamps. Still having trouble understanding Bella and her fondness with vamps and wolves. I haven’t read the novels but they say the novels are far better than the movie.
Eclipse is not a WOW movie. The hype of it makes you want to watch it. And also because I have watched part 1 and 2 I am forced to watch part 3. In short, don’t expect too much. It is not that bad but not that good.
On the pastoral side of the review:
- Edward the demon possessed vamp was convincing the lonely and horny Bella not to have sex yet. Movies today have depicted that pre-marital sex is ok and the message it communicates to its viewers is not healthy.
- Jacob the hunk wolf was full of hot air. One of my pet peeves are men who think they are God’s gift to women. Note to all hunks out there – we have the same number of muscles, ours is just hibernating. Pride and insecurity are siblings. Watch Jacob and you’ll know what I mean.
- The Cullens are the most righteous vamps I have seen. The Cullens puts Casper the friendly ghost to shame. I love the unity and the camaraderie of the Cullens. Makes me appreciate my family more knowing that they are not…………VAMPS.
- too much kissing scene. Useless scenes. too much.
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This is the best movie review of Eclipse I’ve read so far. Lol!
will post it in my social network pages.
lol. i liked the movie. =]
too much kissing? oh my! will let my daughter know that she can’t watch the film yet.
Hahaha! Love this review, Ptr. D!!
The books are not that good either. More than half of them are about Edward’s physical perfection and the other half is about Bella’s fantasies about him. All the other characters are just caricatures.
BTW, i like your new blog theme. It doesn’t strain the eyes.
Pastor Dennis, nice review…
New web design, again…
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hi pastor! for me the movies are better than the books. i suffered through the 2nd book, i was at the 95th page, i think, and still nothing was happening, it was all about bella’s obsession & depression over edward. not a fan of the twilight series but i just watch it to be up-to-date, hehe
I hope all movie reviews are like this. Simple, funny, and relevant!
thumbs-up, ptr!
then il have high-tech eye patches that will detect the all-too-much scenes.will watch it later.:)
tnx for this warning p.dennis. never did expect too much from this vamp movie. but i love the wolves really (not jacob). raaaarrr:) tee-hee